With Valentine's Day approaching I thought that this observation has become increasingly apparent around the campus. PDA! (Public Display's of Affection)
Specifically, there is this one couple that sits outside of the Vice-President's Office in the Rotunda EVERYDAY. The problem is that this couple is disgusting. I am an understanding individual when it comes to wanting to show affection to a significant other. The issue is this couple is really awkward and doing thing that maybe even married people don't do in the privacy of their own homes. Lets call them Bonnie and Clyde. They sit in a (singular) chair together that overlook the stairs that lead to the C-Store. At that point they just go at it, her sitting on top of him and just ravishing each other. The main issues I have is that, 1) they are not good kissers and 2) no person ever tells them, "Hey that is gross, get a room".
The other thing that I have begun to notice is there has been a lot of preening/strutting of all the single individuals around campus. The stigma of being alone/ or not in a relationship can force people to get a little more desperate around Valentine's day.
So my advice for the week is as follows: 1) If you ARE in a relationship please think of the other people around you before you decide to make out in the middle of the Rotunda. 2) If you ARE NOT in a relationship, don't get so desperate for attention and a relationship that you make a fool of your self. Just be patient and when the time is right you will find someone, whether or not that is on or before Valentines Day is up to the fates. 3) Between 12:00-1:00 PM check the second floor of the Rotunda for Bonnie and Clyde. If they are going at it like rabbits, just yell for them to "get a room". Slowly they may catch on and I will probably here said comment from my office and it will bring me great joy.
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